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Samppa Von Cyborg!!!

Long tíme since I’ve been her,,, Great news!! Sampa Von Cyborg and his delightful wife Anete are going to visit our tattoo studio at Element Ink in Liberec Czech Republic. Now just to raise enough attention to get Sampa over here… I advertising this anywhere I can, so if you’re reading this beware! Sampa and Anete are doing a Europe tour in September this year 2013AD. If you’re interested, let me know. This is the price list:

 SCARIFICATION starting price 200€ £200 26400yen

– average price is 350€ £350 46200yen

BRANDING starting price 150€ £150 19900yen

TONGUE SPLITTING 400€ with sutures £400 with sutures 39600yen with sutures


TRANSDERMAL IMPLANTS 250€ £250 33 000yen each

-if getting more than 3 per time, i will give discount. negotiable

REGULAR SUBDERMAL SILICONE IMPLANTS 350€- 400€, £350-£400, £46000yen-530000yen depends about size







-flesh hook

-star fish



SUBDERMAL SILICONE HORNS €500, £500, 79 000yen for first horns. 400€ £400 next ones

SILICONE DOMES 200€, £200, 26000yen starting price and 50€, £50, 6600yen per dome

GENITAL BEADING with silicone beads 80€ £80 10500yen

genital ribs AND bead strips start from 100€ £100 13200yen

magnetic implant( finger, clitoris, hand, forehead etc.) 200€ £200 26000yen

RFID implant 200€ £200

small finger and ear implants 200€ £200 26000yen

vibrating implant £3000, 3450€, 4750$, 396 000yen (coming soon)

all other silicone implants are custom work and starting price is 350€ £350 46000yen


lobe reconstruction 250€-350€ £250-£350 25300yen-35400yen per ear, depends about blowout etc.

lip reconstruction 250€ £250 25300yen

cheek reconstruction 200€ £200 26400yen per side( per hole)

– all other facial piercing scar fixing same price

blowout removal 100€ £100 13200yen per ear

creating a dimples 250€ £250 25300yen


labia removal 600€ £600 66000yen

transscrotal 500€ £500 66000yen plus jewelry

meatotomy 250€ £250 33000yen

subincision 900€ £900 79000yen

head splitting 250€ £250 33000yen

circumcision 900€ £900 86000yen

urethral re-route 2000€ £2000 265000yen


nipple removal 800€ £800 106000yen

navel removal 1000€ £1000 132000yen

implant removal starts from 50€ £50 7000yen


ear pointing ( my technique) 1500€ £1500 132000yen

ear reshaping (different shape holes on cartilage with sutures) starting from 250€ £250 33000yen average price is 300€ £300 39600yen

lobe scalpelling with sutures 250€ £250 25300yen (per lobe)

conch removal 300€ £300 (per ear)

lobe removal 250€ £250 (per lobe)

antitragus removal 350€ £350 (per ear)

otoplasty 500€ £500 per ear


microdermal and skin divers 60€ £60 7900yen each

madmax bars 120€ £120 15800yen

flesh stapling 100€ £100 13200yen

piercing with scalpel (big lobes, lip etc.) 150€ £150 19900yen plus plug

normal piercings same price than local studios

cyborg bars and other custom made jewellery with piercing starts from 120€ £120 15800yen




Breaking news!

This just in:

Fuckin’ A! Had a sit down with my boss a minute ago, hope I’m not jinxin’ it but he said that he will re-new my contract!! I can’t even say how relieved I am right now, I’m trembling =)

He’ll give me a bit less money, cause of the cuts, but I get to keep my job which is Fuckin’ A. Take that, depression! This is really a load of my back…

In other news:

Now that I’m reading my previous posts, it might be that I’m writing a bit intuitively, please do excuse my writing, my physical ass was manufactured in Czech Republic where it also resides at this time. So if anything seems unclear, please don’t hesitate to comment…

Andy out…


Ha! I actually managed to post to this blog out of my freakin’ work station! It´s quite heavy security policies make it damn near impossible! Magic!!!

Also, I finally got the balls togather and asked for a meeting with my boss, he still hasen’t told me a time though, looks kinda pissed too,,,

to be continued…

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